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Status: Hardstuck Iron (0 RR)

Help me whiff in
style.

"I don't have bad aim, I just have default skins. Science proves that a Kuronami Vandal increases headshot percentage by 420%."

— Source: Trust me bro

For the price of one latte, you can help a hard-stuck Iron 1 player pretend they have talent with a Kuronami Vandal.

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SPIKE IS
TICKING...

Alert:

Every second without a premium skin is another round lost to a default classic. The psychological damage is irreversible.

Signal Strength: 17%

Target: Kuronami 2.0 Vandal

2000 (2375 VP)

330 CommittedCode: VP-73 Detonator

* BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... (If it reaches 100%, I promise to top frag for one whole match)*

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The 'Pistol Specialist'

"It's just a classic, but you pretend it has a right-click feature. Guaranteed to miss 100% of the shots I don't take."

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Req Fund100

The 'Full Shield'

"Helps me survive exactly 0.5s longer against an Op. Every millisecond counts when you're getting swung by a Reyna."

Req Fund500

The 'Vandal Giver'

"I'll buy the expensive skin and immediately die so you can pick it up. It's an investment for the team, really."

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* All funds go directly to my Razorpay. No actual Riot Points will be sent to my account. I will buy coffee. And then play worse because of the jitters.

What the "Team" Says

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He spent 200 customizing his crosshair instead of practicing his recoil. We lost 13-5.

Angry Reyna Main (Rank: Iron 2)

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