Status: Hardstuck Iron (0 RR)
Help me whiff in
style.
"I don't have bad aim, I just have default skins. Science proves that a Kuronami Vandal increases headshot percentage by 420%."
— Source: Trust me bro
For the price of one latte, you can help a hard-stuck Iron 1 player pretend they have talent with a Kuronami Vandal.
Send Emotional Support (VP)SPIKE IS
TICKING...
Every second without a premium skin is another round lost to a default classic. The psychological damage is irreversible.
Signal Strength: 17%
Target: Kuronami 2.0 Vandal
₹2000 (2375 VP)
* BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... (If it reaches 100%, I promise to top frag for one whole match)*
// Armory Access
Equipment Select
Your small change can change a poor whiff's life.
The 'Pistol Specialist'
"It's just a classic, but you pretend it has a right-click feature. Guaranteed to miss 100% of the shots I don't take."
The 'Full Shield'
"Helps me survive exactly 0.5s longer against an Op. Every millisecond counts when you're getting swung by a Reyna."
The 'Vandal Giver'
"I'll buy the expensive skin and immediately die so you can pick it up. It's an investment for the team, really."
Custom P2W Top-up
Enter a custom amount to fund the delusion.
* All funds go directly to my Razorpay. No actual Riot Points will be sent to my account. I will buy coffee. And then play worse because of the jitters.
What the "Team" Says
He spent 200 customizing his crosshair instead of practicing his recoil. We lost 13-5.
— Angry Reyna Main (Rank: Iron 2)
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